
* Former American Idol and current country superstar Carrie Underwood will be singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl this Sunday. Underwood is a fantastic choice for the job, but I wonder how the Cowboys feel about the fact that people their quarterback used to date are getting to the Super Bowl before he is. Ah, well, at least it's not Jessica Simpson, right Tony?
The simple answer is that while talented and worthy of their record deal due to the fact that Fast Ryde's members James Harrison and Jody Stevens can actually sing, I have to disapprove of the whole "autotune" trend. Not because songs like their upcoming single "Top Down" use the technique but because I don't think it has a place in ANY music genre. It takes the parts I like best about a song, vocal ability, and has the ability to make an bad singer sound melodic when the world knows that not everyone can carry a tune. I'm a Read More ... 
Into Another featured ex-members of many definitive NYHC bands. Go ahead, Wikipedia them. I'll wait. If you ain't got the time for that, allow me to break it down. Vocalist Richie Birkenhead sang for Underdog and played guitar for Youth of Today, so his scene cred and points skyrocketed for those who care about such things! Drummer Drew Thomas cut his teeth in Bold, nailed to the "X" as they were. Late bassist Tony Bono, who passed away in '02, was in thrash outfit Whiplash. So Into Another's individual members had impressive and interesting p Read More ... 
After I hit up a local 'happy hour,' I thought about my opposition. I thought about those that still take rap seriously and came to a conclusion. First, it seems that each individual who loves rap has his or her own definition of what's 'real.' An emcee arises from nowhere with precise delivery, a solid cadence, efficient story telling with occasional religious references, and immediately receives the weight of the industry on his back before his debut album is released. People may not realize why they love Jay Electronica so much in such a short time. But to me, it's obvious that he fits the mold of the tools I just described. He has been given the 'real hip-hop' Read More ... 
American Idol is back and last week the biggest star the show has ever produced, music industry mogul Simon Cowell, has announced that this year will be his last with America's #1 show. This shouldn't come as news to anyone who knows of Cowell's career in the UK, where he left Idol after 2 years to produce his own show called The X-Factor. Idol ended when Simon left it in the UK and while that's somewhat likely to be true in the USA (the show will continue for at least a few more seasons), The X-Factor has an interesting thing going for it. 

* Wonder where Beyonce was on New Year's Eve? Singing and dancing for the son of a mass murdering dictator, of course! Yes, that's right, while the rest of us were ringing in 2010 with some lighthearted revelry, Jay-Z's wifey was taking home a cool two mil for a performance for Muatsim Gaddafi, who is the third son of the Libyan leader Muammar-al Gaddafi. For those who need a primer, the elder Gaddafi is the dictator is Libya who has financed and run terrorist attacks that have killed thousands over the years. Hearing the news of Beyonce performing for the son of such a tyrant has prompted numerous old high school classmates of hers to say "man, had I known back then she'd say yes to anyo Read More ... 
What I'd like to do is give you a rundown of who I am as a fan of Rap music, so that as you follow my work, you'll be familiar with my foundation. In the late 80's, I was too young to change the radio dial or dare to take the needle off a vinyl. On the weekends, I spent time with my teenaged cousins that came home from their jobs with a bag of vinyl's. Public Enemy, LL Cool J, Special Ed, MC Lyte, NWA, Eric B. and Rakim, KRS-One, the records just kept spinning and I loved it. MC Lyte was my first crush, and to this day, whenever I cross paths with her, my mouth goes numb on me. Special Ed's ‘I Got It Made' was the first song I memorized, as well as the first instrumental I freestyle'd on. Chuck D and KRS-One were my favorite emcee's and are still in my Top 5 to this day. Because to me, Ra Read More ... 
Another artist who is releasing their debut album on February 23 is Sarah Buxton, a compelling vocalist who has been trying since 2008 to get singles to stick at radio. Running up against the 'anti-female' bias that I talked about in a previous column, Buxton finally hit with the perpetually optimistic "Outside My Window." The singer, who also wrote Keith Urban's "Stupid Boy," is happy to finally have a record coming out, particularly since she's already been inside the Top 30 once before. 
One of those songs is Stone Temple Pilots' "The Big Empty," from the Crow soundtrack. That's arguably one of the best soundtracks of all time, but that song always stood out to me because it was a moody, dank ballad with sucker punch lyrics. If you're not familiar or have not heard the song in some time, it goes a little something like this: "Time to take her home / her dizzy head is conscience laden / Time to take a ride / It leaves today / No conversation / Tim Read More ... 
* Brace yourselves. Are you sitting down? If not, why are you at the computer standing up? Regardless... Hannah Montana will soon be coming to an end. Yes, it has been announced that the upcoming fourth season (has it really only been around for four seasons?) will be the show's last. Something tells me Miley will still be able to get along OK, but the race is on for which of Disney's teen stars will break out next. Demi Lovato? Selena Gomez? Someone I'm totally unaware of because I only tune in to Disney when I sit on the remote control and it changes the channel?


* If you live anywhere near a radio, a nightclub, or basically any English speaking human life, you're probably familiar with Ke$ha's breakout hit "TiK ToK." No matter how you feel about the song, get used to it. For the week ending Dec 27th Ke$ha set a sales record moving 610,000 units of the song digitally, which is the highest one week total ever for a female artist, and second highest one week total overall. "TiK ToK's" lyrics may be the definition of vapid, but when discussing the song with a prominent DJ (whaddup Halo) we both noted that despite its content "TiK ToK's" verses and hooks are put together really well musically and the song is a DJs best friend when it comes to getting people on a dance floor. Ke$ha actually ha Read More ... 
5) Justin Timberlake - Cry Me a River (2002)


The Zac Brown Band are so good live that they blew the roof off of the Sommet Center in Nashville during the CMA Awards broadcast ripping the Charlie Daniels Band's "Devil Went Down To Georgia" like it was a brand-new track. That performance, quite frankly, is the performance that cemented the band as the band that can finally take the 'biggest band in Read More ... 

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Dime affected my life in so many ways – still does- in the legacy he left behind. I know you can' Read More ... 
* Adam Lambert, and the person who booked him for the American Music Awards, are geniuses. The AMA people had to have known Lambert was going to do something shocking, which would make the AMAs a talking point for days after it aired, and at the same time, Lambert had to know the AMAs would be the perfect venue to officially shed his "American Idol contestant" tag and become a star on his own. Why mention Idol when you can now mention Lambert's gay kiss and fully-clothed simulated oral sex? Some foolish commentators are calling the decrying of Lambert's gay kiss a double standard as there was little offense taken when Madonna, Britney and Christina locked lips on TV a handful of years ago. Those criti Read More ... 
Thank you Slayer, Megadeth and Testament for agreeing to appear on the American Carnage tour in the good ole US of A in 2010. Winter is a miserable time of year, with the cold, gray skies, so knowing that the three of you will be bringing the metal up our asses in January and February gives us a reason to actually look forward to Old Man Winter. I'll be even more thankful if you guys decide to perform with one another... for a song? A solo? A chorus? Something? Wishful thinking, I am sure. But what's life without hopes and dreams? Remember what Tim Robbins' character said in The Shawshank Redemption. The one thing his captors couldn't take away was...hope.
* New Moon owns the universe. Everyone knew the film would do well, but I don't think anyone could have predicted its $72.7 million dollar opening day. $72.7 million is a nice chunk of change for an opening day. Actually, it's the nicest chunk of change ever for an opening day. I don't know where Harry Potter is right now, but someone needs to let him know that his time is up. The vamps from Twilight have a stranglehold on pop culture until further notice... or until someone gives Buffy Summers a call. That's one girl Edward Cullen does not want to see!
There were arguments about Taylor Swift even being nominated let alone win the category for Female Vocalist. So imagine these same folks surprise when country music's teen queen took home the award. Carrie Underwood's massive and extremely loyal fans immediately Read More ... 
In my mind, I immediately think of albums I love – Deftones The White Pony, Iron Maiden Brave New World, At the Drive-In Relationship of Command, Glassjaw Everything Read More ... 



However, a very good friend of mine, who has been supporting me while I've been nursing my very broken, very damaged, will-take-very-long-to-heal heart, sent me a song over IM the other day that really clicked with me on multiple levels. And it dawned on me, had she and I not been chatting, I might never have discovered the song! I was glad she and I were communicating about what's going on in my life and she was able to send Read More ... 
* Video game creator Activision is finding themselves in hot water again for the way they're using musicians' likenesses in their "Hero" games. First they were called out by the surviving members of Nirvana and Courtney Love for making Kurt Cobain a playable character in Guitar Hero 5 for ANY song, and now No Doubt is suing the video game company for the same issue, this time with Band Hero making Gwen Stefani available for ANY song. According to an interview with the LA Times, No Doubt's manager Jim Guerinot said the band "agreed to play three No Doubt songs as a band. Activision then went and put them in 62 other songs and broke the band up (and) never even asked." I'm sorry, I like No Doubt a lot, but if you're THAT concerned about your image, don't sign away you Read More ... 
Next Wednesday is the 43rd CMA Awards telecast and while it is guaranteed to be a star-studded affair, there are a couple of things to look for when the awards are handed out. While contests for single, song, male vocalist, group and duo are pretty much easy to call, the awards for "Entertainer of the Year" and Female Vocalist of the Year and "Album of the Year" are harder to call because the music industry's biggest star, Taylor Swift is in contention. Of the three awards, the only one that critics of Miss Swift will begrudgingly give her is "Album of the Year" because it was country music's most popular album, even if it was more popular with pop fans than ‘true country fans.' That being said, there are rumors of a revolt waiting to happen if Miss Swift takes the Female Vocalist award away from people like Carrie Underwood or Martina McBride. Quite simply, Swift winning anything over Underwood is enough to make Carrie's fans go insane; as they already love to compare Underwood to anything Swift does, as if it's some sort of contest for best and prettiest and all the rest Read More ... 

* In a huge win for synth-pop, Owl City claimed the top spot on the Billboard singles chart this past week with "Fireflies." What I really dig about this is that "Fireflies" had a slow build. It's almost as if, for the first time in what seems like forever, a major label put a song out there and just let people discover it. "Fireflies" wasn't shoved down our throats. I remember getting the single in the mail in mid-July. I'm glad they gave it time and let the fan base build for it. I'm also glad Owl City is teaming up with Lights for a tour in 2010. That should be an amazing show and I can't wait to check it out.
Garth Brooks recently announced an exclusive engagement with Steve Wynn and the Wynn Casino and Resort in Las Vegas. For the next five years, as Garth's youngest daughter grows up, he will be playing shows for most of the weekends throughout the year. I always expected Garth to come out of retirement to do something like this but I never expected him to do it exclusively in Vegas. I figured that he would follow George Strait's model. That is to do 20-30 dates a year in arenas or stadiums and only on Friday or Saturday so that he would be home with his kids the rest of the time. It made perfect sense to me. Then again, I forget who I'm talking about. Garth Brooks is a master marketer. He, like the Beatles and Michael Jackson, understood that the power of an artist is not only in touring but in owning the music they record and once he became the man, he bought his publishing, the master recordings of his songs were bought back from Capitol Nashville and EMI and finally, he controlled when and where a single would go out. Some would call him selfish or something but he was Read More ... 
Halloween is upon us, and that's quite the metal holiday, isn't it? Ghouls, ghosts, goblins and gore show in quite a bit of metal lyrics, regardless of the date! I just got a copy of the new Slayer album, World Painted Blood, which is due out next month and of course it's Slayeriffic in every way that you'd expect and it arrives at my post office box at the most appropriate of times. The promo came packaged like biohazardous material. (Speaking of Biohazard, didja hear that bassist/singer Evan Seinfeld and his porno queen wife Tera Patrick are splitsville?) The music? It came wrapped in fast, unforgiving Kerry King riffs. It's a good year for metal when a new Slayer album drops. I have the inside track on some incredible Slayer touring information for next year. All I can see it's going to be metal and it's going to be good. Better than good. A headbanger's wettest dream. 
It's sometimes tough to be a country music fan. There are the old jokes where if you play a country song backwards that you get everything back that you lost in the song. It's the genre people love to hate yet what keeps me a fan of the genre, is the fact that it is (mostly) real. Take the new song "Why" from Rascal Flatts, whatever you may like to say about the band and their music, you cannot deny the power of this song which simply asks "why did you leave the stage in the middle of your song?" It's a metaphor about ending life too soon and the song has hit home for me as I remember my high school friend who felt life wasn't worth living. I wanted to say the words that I hear in "Why" for so long that the song easily brings up that long suppressed emotion to the surface, where I can actually move on from the pain of losing a best-friend.

* Forget the Nobel Peace Prize, forget the bombing of the moon, the biggest news in the world this past week was that Miley Cyrus decided to leave Twitter. OK, so perhaps it wasn't the biggest news in the world, but in her rap song ... yes, you read that right, and yes, you were totally right to sigh when you did ... she discussed the many reasons why she decided to give it up (he he, I said "give it up"). One reason in particular is something I feel deserves to be mentioned – gossip sites using celebrity tweets as quotes for articles and basing stories around them. I've discussed this with a number of my p Read More ... 
The fact that Columbia dropped the duo doesn't surprise me, like coaches in professional sports, it is the inevitable fact that artists are bound to, at some point, be let go from their contract. What is surprising to me is the fact that Columbia Records cut bait so quickly after their single "Address In The Stars" failed to ignite at radio, after radio had requested i Read More ... 

* Lady Gaga and Kanye West - Fame Kills was going to be the name of the tour, but the only killing it did was of itself. Apparently ticket sales were poor, although that should really come as no surprise as, despite both being pop radio faves, Gaga and Kanye's fan bases don't exactly crossover. So in essence, this was a tour where fans of each artist were asked to pony up a healthy increase in the amount they would normally have to pay for a ticket just because an artist they have little to no interest Read More ... 
* The internet can be a great way for artists to communicate with their fans. Unfortunately, it can also be a haven for negativity. Lily Allen found this out the hard way last week when she posted a blog about her thoughts on illegal downloading and the resulting conflagration turned into such a huge mess that she ended up taking down the blog and then announcing she has no plans to extend her recording contract once it's up. Does this mean that Lily Allen could be done making music? Personally, I hope not, and I hope that she keeps voicing her opinions on music industry related topics, as well. Even if people think she says the wrong thing at times isn't that better than the artists who say nothing at all, or the artists who simply say what Read More ... 

During the first week of September, Carrie Underwood was 'forced' to release a track that she had intended to release the following week (on September 8), with enough time to get it quickly up the charts, but thanks to an unknown person with access to unfinished 'demos' or 'working tapes' of Underwood's "Cowboy Cassanova," her record label was 'forced' to put the official song out early. While I love the internet for many reasons, of which giving me a career is one, the net also has to be derided when things like this happen. 
So the only thing I can do, really, is to retreat into myself and to my iPod and listen to music that makes me feel like better and like someone else out there felt exactly how I did. It doesn't have to be rock. It doesn't have to be metal. It just has to be real and sincere. For trying to feel positive and pick myself up the floor, I think Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power or Hatebreed's Satisfaction is the Death of Desire are suitable soothers. I will try and glean some strength from these voices Read More ... 






From the moment I saw Danny Gokey perform on American Idol's 8th season this past spring I thought that he would transition into a contemporary country music career quite nicely. The reasoning was simple. Danny Gokey would've been an odd fit for any genre but country music, except maybe for Contemporary Christian Music (CCM).
Back to school. For the kids, at least. And teachers! Leaves will fall. Bring on the football and the fall classic - The World Series! This is definitely my favoritest time of the year and I look forward to yanking the quintessential item of comfort clothing out of my closet: the hoodie! Seriously, hoodies are like the macaroni and cheese of clothes! They are comfy, cozy and you can totally sink into them for utilitarian purposes, as the weather chills, all the while sporting the logo of your favorite band or sports team. I love zip up hoodies; I wear one almost every day in fall and winter. I have dozens from bands, but I urge any ladies who read this column and desire a feminine fit for their hoodies (and who don't shop at American Eagle or Hollister for their basics) to do yourself and favor and peep www.lipstickingprophets.com for utterly femme, uber fashionable and super cute line of hoodies. I order three or four every season because they are the most comfortable things eve Read More ... 
* With so many terrible things going on in the world I think it's great to hear Michael Franti's "Say Hey (I Love You)" getting major airplay. Franti and his band, Spearhead, have always been one of the most politically active groups in music, but with the fun and beautiful "Say Hey" they may be making their greatest statement yet - it's cool to be happy and say how much you love someone. It may sound pretty basic, but it's said so rarely nowadays that when someone finally does sing about it again it brings about a really refreshing vibe. Heck, every time I hear the song I just want to grab the first cute girl I see and start dancing with her. In fact ... you, over there ... let's make it happen lit Read More ... 




* This past week Chris Brown was finally sentenced for his assaulting of Rihanna. He ended up with no actual jail time, but five years probation, an order to stay away from Rihanna until 2014, fines, counseling, community service, and strict orders to "abstain from the use of all alcoholic beverages and stay out of places where they are the chief item of sale." So how did Brown celebrate staying out of the slammer? By immediately violating the terms of his probation, of course! Just one day, ONE DAY, after having his sentence handed down to him Brown was seen living it up at a 21+ nightclub where, you guessed it, alcoholic beverages were the chief item of sale. Is this a case of a celebrity scoffing the law Read More ... 


I'm totally feeling the new Converge record, Axe to Fall, which comes out on Epitaph in October. It's the typical ch Read More ... 

Yeah, I know - you're only as old as you feel, right? There may be some truth to that, but I remember how I felt at 20 and there would be a serious problem if I still felt that way at 40. Aside from a few moments here and there, most normal people grow and mature and would look like idiots if they were still acting like teenagers while old enough to have their own. We've all seen that one guy in the club that, to paraphrase Chris Rock, isn't old but is a little too old for the club. Slightly out of date style, grey hair in cornrows, drinking a cup of brown liquor - no one wants to be that guy, and I'm starting to wonder how much more time I can listen to Rap before I become him.



Nevertheless, I did take in a live show on Tuesday night in Anaheim, which is home to Disneyland. Now, many of you may scoff at or guffaw at the Magic Kingdome, but I absolutely heart it there. It's a nice escape to feel like a kid again, and you can just ride the rides and enjoy the splendor, wonder and magic of the innocence of the Disney character. Sure, the food is overpriced and so is the park, but sometimes, you get what you pay for? Ever buy a cheap blue tooth for $30 that barely lasts for the same amount of days? Point taken, right? So I went to see Down and The Melvin Read More ... 





* Singer/Actress Vanessa Hudgens had more nude photos "leaked" onto the internet this past week, just in time to coincide with the hype for her latest movie, Bandslam. Part of me is slightly disgusted for thinking that all this could be intentional. The pics were from when she was 17 and I really don't want to think someone in her camp felt the best way to get press was to "leak" naked pictures of their then underage star. This is Hollywood we're talking about, though, so I wouldn't put it past someone to do it. In a related story, where can I find a girl who's gonna snap some phone camera pics like that for me? (Only those over 18 need apply.)


Last weekend Kenny Chesney brought his "Sun City Carnival Tour" to Seattle's Qwest Field with support from Lady Antebellum, Miranda Lambert, Montgomery Gentry and Sugarland. While experiencing the show from the 5th row near the right side of the stage, I got to thinking that there are very few artists who could pack a stadium the way that Chesney does. In the pop/rock world there's U2, Paul McCartney, the Stones and maybe Dave Matthews Band but after that hardly anyone else would have a chance. Rap and hip-hop? Sorry Jay-Z and Diddy, you could barely pack an arena, let alone get people to come to stadiums. Perhaps Eminem could if he had proper support. That's about it. 

This is the week of rock shows. A few years ago, I attended north of 150 shows per year. I have scaled back a bit – out of fatigue and a desire to go to shows to truly enjoy them, as opposed to rack up miles on the show-dometer! I still hit around 100 per year, and I find myself loving them more than by over-attending too many shows. I also don't think there are as many shows, with venues closing down left and right, then opening, hosting a few bands and then never heard from again. That said, I am hitting up Killswitch Engage in New Jersey, playing an "off date" from this summer's Rock Star Energy Mayhem Fest, which wraps up in two weeks. (Where the eff did the summer go??) While some other metal artists have Read More ... 
* Entertainment Weekly just came out with their list of the Top 20 film and TV vampires of all-time and it's a list that totally sucks up (pun intended) to the new vamps on the block, Twilight and True Blood, as well as Tom Cruise (Number ONE?!?! What, did he write the damned article?), while completely ignoring some of my personal faves. Thankfully, they gave Angel a mention at seven, but nowhere on the list were his fellow Buffy bloodsuckers Spike, Drusilla and Darla. The list also ignored Dark Shadows and left off the greatest TV vamp of all - Count von Count, aka The Count, from Sesame Street. I mean, if you can include a Twilight character you can include a Sesame Street character, they pract Read More ... 

I don't have to go into the history of Eminem's antics but suffice to say that some have questioned whether or not the litany of starlets he likes to prod in his music are actually fair game. Those situations have never really amounted to terribly much so neither did that debate, but with the recent feud with Mariah Carey (and Nick Cannon by extension) getting pretty high up off the ground, a few people are again wondering if Eminem is going too far.


* While I'm thrilled that Shakira managed to work the word lycanthropy into her latest single, "She Wolf," I'm saddened to say it doesn't change the fact that the song is all kinds of terrible. I am a huge Shakira fan, but "She Wolf" is way below standards for her. It doesn't show off her vocal range, it has a weak "produced" sounding beat, and at its very core it's basically a "lite" pop song. I never thought I'd say it, but Shakira has given us fluff. The Shakira I love has huge vocals and musically dynamic songs. Can we find that Shakira and bring her back?
It's been under works for years and features every hot rapper in the game either writing verses or appearing themselves. Close to 500 tracks have been recorded and Dr. Dre has been taking piano lessons from Burt Bacharach. Dre has barely left his house for four years and he may have gone mad while trying to finish the work. He's spent millions recording the album that he doesn't care if he ever makes back. He's hired a full time orchestra to record every note. It'll come out this Christmas. It'll be made of gold. Jesus and John Lennon recorded verses but they might not get used. Detox can cure cancer.